What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Do you know what she said mum?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Why does a lot of the YouTube community support the MGTOW movement?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

True - how I loved my mum!

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

What do you mean son?

What are your views on music video reactors on YouTube?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

What! how could you do that?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

What role did China play in the signing of the "Beijing Declaration" between Fatah and Hamas? What other information is worth noting for talks among Palestinian factions in Beijing?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.